January 16th, 2012

Ain’t the Internets great?

Jon Stewart breath my gas. Onward Christian soldiers!

What an uplifting site.

December 14th, 2011
December 5th, 2011

The bent objects

Too funny!

Here is the series.

January 26th, 2011

It works like this…

May 4th, 2010

The pull

Think big!

February 10th, 2010
August 3rd, 2009

Just a bigfoot kinda day for birfoons

Once upon a time, a Bigfoot sold a document to Ed hale.


Ed hid it until he could find someone reputable to present it in court.

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And then Ed got mentioned on Countdown.

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September 22nd, 2008

The mat

Sorry, couldn’t resist

June 20th, 2008

The evil


Apathy or Ignorance

Thanks Dark Roasted Blend.

March 25th, 2008

The women over 40

I don’t know who Andy Rooney is and what sort of show he runs, but this sure made me smile.

 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”, here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!