Saturday the 4th of July was a gorgeous day for a holiday. So nice WillowaRaven and I decided to head up to Wasilla and check out the premier Teabagger gathering in Alaska. Following the marvelous news from Saint Sarah the day before, how could we miss it?

We drove straight thru Palinburg, had to go get a shot of Spenard Builders Supply. It is rumored that Todd Palin gets really good deals on building supplies from them. And if the rumors are true, everyone will be hearing a lot more about this outfit.

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U need windoz, we got windowz. U need hockey rink, we can do it.

Then over to Lake Lucille, home to the Palins.   Supposedly there was extra security, but the place was a ghost town when we went by.

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Todd's plane looked so lonely.

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Even the teleprompter was gone.

It was just after 4 pm, starting time for tea brewing, and we headed back to the rally.

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Alaska Machine Gun Association

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Gurl with gun

First thing we thought was that we were at the wrong place. This had to be a Second Amendment rally, so many guns. It made us curious, how would have the Alaska Troopers reacted if Sarah hadn’t resigned and instead attended this event? No, no security problem here.

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But soon we figured out we were at the right place, the red shirt fundies were a dead give away. Yep, this was a bunch of conservative loonies.

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There were some real serious fundies behind us. WillowaRaven said to get a picture, I'd like it later. Got home and noticed that someone needs to tell the guy on the left, putting a circle with diagonal line over a symbol or word means "NO". I can't figure out why this religious zealot is against freedom of religion. Maybe they don't teach the International NO symbol in homeschool.

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This guy apparently isn't happy with America. Why doesn't he leave?

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The Mayor of Wasilla spoke, nice knees, eh? No sign of Don Young like last April, he must not like Wasilla anymore. Ted Stevens and Lisa Murkowski were also no-shows.

Local anchorage talk radio talk show host and rumored confirmed crotch grabber Eddie Burke sent out a twitter saying:

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Well, if them women is so hot, we thought there must be some hot sex/teabagging action somewhere. But all we could find was this guy, lusting after some hot conservative cameltoe. I wonder how his arm got broken?

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Gun Gurl again, lying seductively ready to shoot the nutz off any hetero that tried to pick up her bitch.

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This girl understood how to use the International NO symbol to make her point. Stupid public schools.

 What was more fun was the construction of her sign, nothing says Alaska Snowbilly like a protest sign made from a hockey stick and duct tape.

What was more fun was the construction of her sign, nothing says Alaska Snowbilly like a protest sign made from a hockey stick and duct tape.

I guess there was a politician around, I didn't see him.

I guess there was a politician around, I didn't see him.