Ok, ok, granted. This is not the sort of humor to be displayed here, so I dare the female readers to post me a sick alternative.
Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:
- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.
- If you work too hard … there’s never any time for her. If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you … its equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet … its male indifference.
- If you cry … you’re a wimp. If you don’t … you’re an insensitive bastard.
- If you make a decision without consulting her … you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination. If SHE asks you … it’s a favor.
- If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear … you’re a pervert. If you don’t … you’re gay.
- If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist. If you don’t … you’re unromantic.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape … you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a slob.
- If you buy her flowers … you’re after something. If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful.
- If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself. If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.
- If she has a headache … she’s tired. If you have a headache … you don’t love her anymore.
- If you want it too often … you’re oversexed. If you don’t … there must be someone else.
Why do men die first? Because they want to.
Erm… Thanks tha.
I will ponder this ! An take it to where it can be pondered more! I will give you a response !
what I think is that men and women have a lot of trouble understanding one another, always have, always will. that we get along on occasion is a major miracle. nice when it happens, though. we ought to just declare a truce (renewed regularly).
The fallacy (or phallacy?) in the initial joke is to gather together all the extreme answers different types of women might give and then to assign all of them to one single woman.
So a proper response to that would require me to do the same with men. But that would be nasty, you know.
Cheers
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